Dear Pleon Parents and Sailors,
I regret to inform you all that there has been a coup lead
by the Pleon sailors and myself, Nate Tedford. Commodore, Kyle Heffrin has been
temporarily relieved of his position and will face a vote of confidence this
afternoon in front of the Pleon Parliament. In the mean time I will be serving
as the interim commodore.
We found Mr. Heffrin commit the following;
provide us with freeze pops
only Dave Matthews to be played in the clubhouse
evasion for the past nine summers
of $5,000 for ride-able seahorses
On behalf of the Pleon members, I apologize for allowing
these issues to go unnoticed for the past year. We are currently rendering our
negligence and hope to solve this problem in parliament this afternoon.